Ban the Poster Above You

^Banned for taking sides in a thread where it is everyone for themselves.''

Sugah wrote:

I ban Russ for spreading rumors that our SP Code of Ethics book is, indeed, non-existent!

The image definitely describes that statement.

Russ wrote:

The image definitely describes that statement.

Bwahahaha!!!

I ban Russ for causing me to spit out my delicious cocktail on my poor laptop!

^Banned for the unlady like conduct, of spitting.

I ban Russ for being the cause of my unlady-like conduct, then having the audacity to ban me for it!

Sugah wrote:

I ban Russ for being the cause of my unlady-like conduct, then having the audacity to ban me for it!

I ban Sugah for not being lady-like enough to turn her head and spit her drink out elsewhere instead of making her laptop the target

I ban Jean for thinking I have enough coordination & skills to actually time spewing my beverage towards any specific target as required.

I ban Sugah for not forward thinking that there's always a probability of getting choked on ones drink while reading forum replies on here which are about 90% hilarious :)

I ban Jean for not being here with me now that I can hang out at SP for awhile.

I ban Sugah for wasting her tears. I'm sorry I've not been here dear one. Life is a cruel mistress sometimes

No worries, m'lady! I posted briefly in the Java Hut about what's been going on at your job, FYI.

I ban Jean only because I am forced to in order to NOT break the rules of this game.

I ban Sugah for being so sweet she gives me cavities *snugs* (smilies won't work when I'm posting from my phone)

I ban Jean for blaming me for her cavities, when no one who even remotely knows me would accuse me of EVER being SWEET ENOUGH to accomplish such a feat!!!

Sugah wrote:

I ban Jean for blaming me for her cavities, when no one who even remotely knows me would accuse me of EVER being SWEET ENOUGH to accomplish such a feat!!!

I ban Sugah for making me nearly fall out of my seat lol-ing at that claim

I ban Jean for not being here with me now while I have some time to hang out at the forum.

I ban Sugah for being sad because sadness isn't allowed here in this wonderful place

I ban Jean for not allowing me to grieve over her absence.

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...because sadness isn't allowed here in this wonderful place...

^ I ban the lot of you for taking a perfectly good banning exercise and turning it into some sort of love letter (for the umpteenth time.

I ban Elle for thinking she can stroll on in here and start insulting her forum family anytime she dang well pleases.

^ Banned for saying she can't wait until I can visit the forum more and then banning me for participating. Stop sending me mixed messages.

Bwahahaha!!!

I ban Elle for knowing full well I adore her and look forward to her company regardless of any so-called mixed signals I may be sending her.

^ Banned for confusing me with that last ban. Are you banning me...or yourself?

I ban Elle for not being here with me right now.

^ Banned for uncontrollably banning the person above her!

I ban Elle for making me wait so very very very very very very long for her here.

^ I ban Sugah for making me feel bad my first day back.